15 Jokes About Social Distancing That You Can Enjoy From Your Own Home

15 Jokes About Social Distancing That You Can Enjoy From Your Own Home

*avoids the office and watches The Office.*

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In case you haven’t heard, social distancing is one of the strategies health officials are recommending to help stop the spread of the coronavirus.


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What is social distancing, you ask? Pretty much staying away from other people to avoid catching or spreading a virus — in this case COVID-19.


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This can include working from home instead of commuting to the office, skipping your best friend’s birthday party this weekend, or missing that concert on Friday that you’ve had tickets to for months.


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For many of us introverts, however, avoiding crowds and canceling plans are basically our superpowers.


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So to all the introverts out there, here are some funny tweets about social distancing to enjoy all by yourself.

1.

Any other socially awkward introverts out there feel oddly aroused anytime anyone mutters the phrase “social distancing”? Asking for...myself. Obviously. 😔

Any other socially awkward introverts out there feel oddly aroused anytime anyone mutters the phrase “social distancing”? Asking for…myself. Obviously. 😔

3.

As Single and introvert, we’ve been social distancing since before it was popular #COVID19

As Single and introvert, we’ve been social distancing since before it was popular #COVID19

4.

Introverts will win the year, for the first time ever :D

#Covid_19 #CoronavirusPandemic

Introverts will win the year, for the first time ever 😀

#Covid_19 #CoronavirusPandemic

6.

Hey... if any of you extroverts need tips on social distancing, we’ve been doing it for years already.

Hey… if any of you extroverts need tips on social distancing, we’ve been doing it for years already.

7.

Introverts have been doing this for years!!!

Look whose suddenly the cool kids at the party now! 

 #SocialDistancing

Introverts have been doing this for years!!!

Look whose suddenly the cool kids at the party now!

#SocialDistancing

8.

Finally something 
I'm good at - staying home and 
Avoiding people 

#haiku #senryu #SocialDistancing #introvert

Finally something
I’m good at – staying home and
Avoiding people

#haiku #senryu #SocialDistancing #introvert

9.

Introverts and socially anxious people rn who’ve been preparing for #coronavirus their whole lives #CancelEverything #SocialDistancing

Introverts and socially anxious people rn who’ve been preparing for #coronavirus their whole lives #CancelEverything #SocialDistancing

10.

Finally introverts experience a world that is suited for us. All events cancelled, we don't even have to go thru the trouble of flaking. No one is making random small talk or physical contact. Everybody minding their business. 🙏🏿

Finally introverts experience a world that is suited for us. All events cancelled, we don’t even have to go thru the trouble of flaking. No one is making random small talk or physical contact. Everybody minding their business. 🙏🏿

11.

Introverts watching the whole world forced to stay indoors due to Corona virus while they've been doing that for years
#Covid_19

Introverts watching the whole world forced to stay indoors due to Corona virus while they’ve been doing that for years
#Covid_19

12.

government: [cancels mass gatherings cause of coronavirus]

me, a huge introvert:

government: [cancels mass gatherings cause of coronavirus]

me, a huge introvert: “oh darn”

13.

To prevent #Covid_19 stay home, avoid physical contact and don't go into large crowds. 

Introverts: I've been preparing for this moment my entire life.

To prevent #Covid_19 stay home, avoid physical contact and don’t go into large crowds.

Introverts: I’ve been preparing for this moment my entire life.

15.

So

So “social distancing” is gonna save us all from #CoronaVirusSeattle.

YAY INTROVERTS WILL SURVIVE AND RULE THE WORLD

Quietly, of course. But still.

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