15 Really Hard “Would You Rather” Sex Questions I Somehow Excavated From The Dark Depths Of My Poisoned Mind

15 Really Hard “Would You Rather” Sex Questions I Somehow Excavated From The Dark Depths Of My Poisoned Mind

  1. 1.

    Would you rather…

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1.

Would you rather…

  1. Have sex in front of your parents?

  2. Or have to watch your parents have sex?

  1. 2.

    Would you rather…

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2.

Would you rather…

  1. Be the plus one in a couple’s threesome?

  2. Or have a threesome with your significant other, and bring in a third?

  1. 3.

    Would you rather…

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3.

Would you rather…

  1. Walk around your office/school all day with your favorite porn category labeled on your forehead?

  2. Or have a vivid sex dream about your boss and have to tell them — and the rest of your team — about it, in detail, at the next board meeting?

  1. 4.

    Would you rather…

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4.

Would you rather…

  1. Have sex while blindfolded?

  1. 5.

    Would you rather…

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5.

Would you rather…

  1. Only have sex with your worst lay for the rest of your life?

  2. Or have the most mind-blowing have sex once and then never have sex again for the rest of your life?

  1. 6.

    Would you rather…

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6.

Would you rather…

  1. Have your partner only be able to use their hands during foreplay?

  2. Or have them only be able to use their mouth?

  1. 7.

    Would you rather…

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7.

Would you rather…

  1. Have your parents walk in on you having sex in their bed?

  2. Or show your parents your entire porn search history?

  1. 8.

    Would you rather…

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8.

Would you rather…

  1. Have sex in an extremely haunted place?

  2. Or have sex in an extremely dirty place?

  1. 9.

    Would you rather…

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9.

Would you rather…

  1. Hear dirty talk, but their voice is ridiculously annoying and makes you wanna die?

  1. 10.

    Would you rather…

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10.

Would you rather…

  1. Have missionary sex with someone who has horrible, horrible breath?

  2. Or doggy-style sex with someone who forgot to wipe their butt after going #2?

  1. 11.

    Would you rather…

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11.

Would you rather…

  1. Or give up masturbating for a year?

  1. 12.

    Would you rather…

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12.

Would you rather…

  1. Only have sex in the shower?

  2. Or only have sex on the floor?

  1. 13.

    Would you rather…

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13.

Would you rather…

  1. Only watch weird porn parodies of SpongeBob SquarePants when you masturbate?

  2. Or only watch Two Girls, One Cup when you masturbate?

  1. 14.

    Would you rather…

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14.

Would you rather…

  1. Be cursed with bad sex for the next 5 years?

  2. Or not have sex for a year?

  1. 15.

    Would you rather…

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15.

Would you rather…

  1. Be able to have sex, but only if a tarantula is crawling on you?

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