15 Really Hard “Would You Rather” Sex Questions I Somehow Excavated From The Dark Depths Of My Poisoned Mind

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1.

Would you rather…

1. Have sex in front of your parents?

2. Or have to watch your parents have sex?

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2.

Would you rather…

1. Be the plus one in a couple’s threesome?

2. Or have a threesome with your significant other, and bring in a third?

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3.

Would you rather…

1. Walk around your office/school all day with your favorite porn category labeled on your forehead?

2. Or have a vivid sex dream about your boss and have to tell them — and the rest of your team — about it, in detail, at the next board meeting?

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4.

Would you rather…

1. Have sex while blindfolded?

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5.

Would you rather…

1. Only have sex with your worst lay for the rest of your life?

2. Or have the most mind-blowing have sex once and then never have sex again for the rest of your life?

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6.

Would you rather…

1. Have your partner only be able to use their hands during foreplay?

2. Or have them only be able to use their mouth?

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7.

Would you rather…

1. Have your parents walk in on you having sex in their bed?

2. Or show your parents your entire porn search history?

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8.

Would you rather…

1. Have sex in an extremely haunted place?

2. Or have sex in an extremely dirty place?

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9.

Would you rather…

1. Hear dirty talk, but their voice is ridiculously annoying and makes you wanna die?

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10.

Would you rather…

1. Have missionary sex with someone who has horrible, horrible breath?

2. Or doggy-style sex with someone who forgot to wipe their butt after going #2?

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11.

Would you rather…

2. Or give up masturbating for a year?

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12.

Would you rather…

1. Only have sex in the shower?

2. Or only have sex on the floor?

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13.

Would you rather…

1. Only watch weird porn parodies of SpongeBob SquarePants when you masturbate?

2. Or only watch Two Girls, One Cup when you masturbate?

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14.

Would you rather…

1. Be cursed with bad sex for the next 5 years?

2. Or not have sex for a year?

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15.

Would you rather…

1. Be able to have sex, but only if a tarantula is crawling on you?