19 Hilarious Examples Of How Toddlers Wreak Havoc On Your Life

19 Hilarious Examples Of How Toddlers Wreak Havoc On Your Life

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First, you can’t leave a toddler alone for even a second:

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And you really can’t leave them alone with a cooling cake:

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Toddlers have zero respect for your personal space during the day:

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And even less respect when you’re trying to sleep:

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Doing normal things, like trying on clothes, become decidedly less normal with a toddler:

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And if you thought having a toddler would help you with a new baby, you’re wrong:

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You’ll find yourself coming up with solutions for toddler-created problems that would seem 100% crazy before you had a toddler:

the problem: my daughter won’t stop climbing on the fireplace. 

observation: my daughter hates Elmo.

solution: I made a toddler scarecrow.

the problem: my daughter won’t stop climbing on the fireplace.

observation: my daughter hates Elmo.

solution: I made a toddler scarecrow.

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And these solutions are ones non-parents will not understand…at all:

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Eventually you won’t even know what the heck you’re doing (like this parent who used this “bookmark”):

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Going to the bathroom in peace is a thing of the past:

I have been in the bathroom for a total of 4 minutes...and in that 4 minutes somehow every cast member of the Paw Patrol and at least 10 crayons have been delivered to me by my 2 year old and now she is doing my hair. #Toddlers #IJustWantedToPeeInPeace

I have been in the bathroom for a total of 4 minutes…and in that 4 minutes somehow every cast member of the Paw Patrol and at least 10 crayons have been delivered to me by my 2 year old and now she is doing my hair. #Toddlers #IJustWantedToPeeInPeace

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And traveling is 1000x harder:

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Why? Because toddlers are 100% irrational:

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And even when they try to do something nice — like make you breakfast — it’s a whole thing:


u/Yecal03 / Via reddit.com

Yes, the toddler tried to make their parent a hearty bowl of coffee grinds.

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But things get even wilder when toddlers start talking, because toddlers are absolutely savage:

I’m getting my hair dyed right now and I’m scared my toddler is gonna fry me when he sees it. I never know with him. He was calling me Mommy Cowboy for a week last Fall because of some boots I was wearing.

I’m getting my hair dyed right now and I’m scared my toddler is gonna fry me when he sees it. I never know with him. He was calling me Mommy Cowboy for a week last Fall because of some boots I was wearing.

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Basically, they don’t care about you and your feelings:

My 3 year old asked how long he had to wait until he could stop listening to me. I told him he had to listen to me for the rest of his life. He looked me dead in the eyes and said,

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