19 Things That People Would Change If They Became God — I Am Very Intrigued And Very Afraid

19 Things That People Would Change If They Became God — I Am Very Intrigued And Very Afraid

If you had the opportunity to play God, what would be your first executive decision? I think mine would be for guacamole to be free, but honestly, that’s just me.


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1.

“Start smiting.”

TrogdortheBanninator

2.

“I’m gonna finally fix that thing where you can bite the inside of your own mouth by accident.”

slaaitch

3.

“Make the sloth the fastest land animal in the world. Oh, and give all pigeons the power of speech in a New York accent.”

Danpcell

4.

“Call in sick. Who’s gonna fire me?”

Vinnystill

5.

“Branch a universe and see how I do.”

gmacWV

6.

“I’m really sorry everybody, but I’ll probably be smashing things into Earth at ludicrous speeds. You’ve played Universe Sandbox, you know it’s addictive.”

noob_almost

7.

“Human rational thinking, I’d upgrade it. Stand back a few days and adjust more if needed.”

nowhereman136

8.

“Update the system and then all of my dailies into macro templates and work three hours a day like any other job.”

halfcourtthrowaway

9.

“No more mosquitoes.”

CallMeTDD

10.

“Congratulations, penguins. You can fly now.”

cousin_geri

11.

“Recruit some help.”

HoneyPiSquared

12.

“Create one universal blood type. No more of this multiple blood type non-compatibility bullshit.”

slothbarns7

13.

“I’m gonna go rogue and give my followers some evidence I exist.”

TannedCroissant

14.

“Everybody is getting their own theme song.”

manhousechatter

15.

“Rewatch Bruce Almighty for ideas.”

LilG1984

16.

“Make media appearances, give interviews, book signings, etc. No more of this ridiculous divine hiddenness that causes so much strife.”

charonn0

17.

“Set up an automatic detection and punishment system for people who change lanes without using their turn signal.”

Caoranach

18.

“Make it rain five-pound cheesecakes.”

Omnidexicon

19.

“11th commandment: Thou shalt not follow social media influencers.”

jayheadspace

What would you do if you became God for a day?

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