It goes without saying that no one needs to ask how things are going in 2020.
But in case anyone needs it broken down into analogies, funny people on Twitter are here to help with “If 2020 were a…” examples:
(Note: I know a lot of these say “If 2020 was…,” but I’m going to go with the grammar Beyoncé taught us.)
If 2020 were a shirt…it’d be this one Theo wore on The Cosby Show:
And if 2020 were a relationship…it’d be Sammi and Ronnie on Jersey Shore:
If 2020 were a person…it’d be Annie Wilkes from Misery:
Or maybe it’d be Dan Scott from One Tree Hill:
Wait, no, it’d definitely be this freaking kid:
If 2020 were a floor…it’d be this one:
If 2020 were an object…it’d be a machine that’s almost always broken:
If 2020 were a tracksuit…it’d be this one, definitely:
If 2020 were a food…it’d be this Irish lunch meat:
If that example doesn’t work for you, maybe this one will:
Or maybe it’d be this:
No, wait, it’s definitely this:
If 2020 were a Game of Thrones character…it’d be Ramsay Bolton:
And if it were a Friends character, it’d be…do you even have to ask?
If 2020 were a Gossip Girl girl character…it’d be Georgina Sparks:
If 2020 were a Gilmore Girls episode…it’d be this one:
But then again, maybe it’d be this one:
And if 2020 were a baseball call…it’d be this blown call on what would’ve been the final out of a perfect game:
Yup, it’s been that kind of year.