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A linen spray to make your bedsheets smell like roses, or lavender, or even grapefruit! *Sniffs, falls back asleep*
A set of tufted pillow covers for anyone who loves a bohemian vibe but will never make it to actual Bohemia because their bed is just too comfortable now.
A temperature-regulating Hygro cotton comforter with moisture-wicking powers for keeping you at your perfect sleeping temp throughout the year. No more waking up in cold sweats!
A wire script sculpture that’ll add an elegant flair to any spare wall space. If you’re going to stay in bed all day, why settle for looking at boring, empty walls?
A throw blanket designed to keep you super warm with all its fuzy goodness because, you know, *winter is coming*.
A pack of wax oil candles that’ll last longer than your average candle, meaning more time in bed, which is clearly the goal here.
A lamp perfect for all times of day and night that you are spending in bed because it’s dimmable, has touch control, AND can charge your phone.
A shredded foam back pillow so you can sit up in bed to read or binge watch the entire series of Queer Eye on Netflix!
A bedside caddy to keep your phone, remote, and current favorite book all in one place so you never have to search the sheets again.
A shredded memory foam pillow so you can stay cool and have your pillow mold to your sleeping position so you never have to get out of bed to find a better pillow.
Or a set of two down alternatives pillows, because you can’t remember the last time you bought a fresh set and you just don’t know what you’re breathing in at this point.
A pair of blackout curtains for anyone avoiding the sun. Forget daylight savings, these will give you darkness 24/7.
A retro-inspired alarm clock that’ll tell time and also make tea. Now you can burn the tip of your tongue from the comfort of your very own bed.
A luxurious canopy kit you can install quickly for long days of pretending you’re the queen of the castle.
A pair of adorable narwhal slippers to keep your feet warm and happy while bedtime lounging. They also come with built-in heaters to keep your feet warm all winter long!
An adjustable bed tray with drawers for your knickknacks, a built-in mouse pad, and foldable legs for storage.
An 100% silk eye mask with an adjustable strap so you can pretend you have blackout curtains, even if you can’t afford them.
A book holder that is also a travel pillow for the person who loves reading in bed all day, but whose arms also get tired from holding the book. *sigh*
A remote-controlled, dimmable, LED lightbulb for anyone who hates getting up to flip the switch.
A super soft Shiba Inu plushie so you never have to be alone in bed like, ever again!
A cozy headband made with headphones built-in (omg) so you can listen to Lizzo as you fall asleep thinking about how great you are.
Wow! I’m exhausted from all that shopping and I didn’t even have to leave my bed!