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A stainless steel tongue scraper so residue on your tongue doesn’t stand between you and fresh breath. It takes literally five seconds to get all that ickiness off, and it’ll be well worth it.
A pack of reusable wool dryer balls to help fluff your laundry and even cut down on dry time. I use wool dryer balls and can confirm: They help me, and won’t take no for an answer even when I try to stop them.
An AHA peeling solution to gently ~resurface~ your skin and reduce bumps and breakouts. Giving yourself a lil’ facial is gonna feel so good.
A posture corrector to help you sit up straight for once! It’ll help you relieve tension when sitting at your desk for long work days and have you feeling overall more ~aligned~.
A bike multitool so you can always repair your two-wheeled chariot no matter where you roam.
A pack of pimple patches that will suck gunk and sebum out of breakouts as you slumber. Scientists, if you’re reading this, please start working on sticker-based solutions for everything.
A 39-piece toolkit, because it’s about time you got a basic repair kit. Now you won’t have to borrow things from your neighbors whenever you need to do some fixin’.
A bag of organic Death Wish coffee that’ll give you the turbo-boost of energy you need at the beginning of the day. Just TRY not to be productive after a cup of this jet fuel — I mean — java.
A mould and mildew remover so you can rid your bathroom of the goo that’s been plaguing it for years. Good luck surviving this treatment, goo!
A set of refrigerator bins so your fridge can be JUST as Instagrammable as any of the celebs on organizing sprees right now, albeit not as ginormous.
A pack of six Magic Erasers, because the commercials (that are somehow burned into my brain forever) are right — the Magic Eraser is the perfect tool for cleaning up anything from scuffs and smudges to grease and grime.
A wood polish and conditioner that practically erases damage as if it were never there, like your antique side tables that have had one too many water glasses sweat on them overnight.
A pack of dishwasher cleaning tablets to disband any limescale or mineral buildup — you deserve a dishwasher that *actually* gets your dishes clean.
A set of seat gap fillers so you can save yourself from the frustration of dropping your phone down the crack of no return for the umpteenth time.
An Instant Pot, because if you don’t have one already, it’s probably about time! This beloved multi-purpose pressure cooker is your trusted sous chef, reporting for duty.
Ecotools makeup brush shampoo so you’re basically FORCED to clean your makeup brushes. If you can’t remember the last time you did so, it’s been wayyyyy too long.
A set of drawer organizers to transform your junk drawer into the most beautiful drawer in the land. Your bathroom, kitchen, and credenza drawers have been patiently been waiting for you to tidy up.
A pack of 200 earring backs so you are literally never caught without an earring back EVER. AGAIN. A small joy to look forward to.
A Squatty Potty, because *THIS JUST IN* it really does help you poop better! It’s honestly shocking how effective it is, and if you doubt me even a bit, just…try it for yourself. You’ll see.
A magical brown sugar bear, so you never discover that your bag of brown sugar somehow transformed into an impenetrable rock.
A non-traditional silverware organizer because it takes up half the space of other organizers (but still fits the same amount of silverware!), so you can use the rest of the drawer to store so much more.
An Amazon Fire TV stick that’ll provide access to thousands of channels and apps, plus over 500,000 movies and TV episodes. So come Friday night when you’re wayyyy too tired to go out, you won’t have to Google “what should I watch tonight?” before picking something.
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