28 Jokes About “National Treasure” Because It Is, In Fact, A National Treasure

28 Jokes About “National Treasure” Because It Is, In Fact, A National Treasure

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“Maybe the real treasure was the Declaration of Independence we stole along the way.”

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look if you’re gonna invite someone over to “watch a movie” you better pick a movie no one gives a shit about. once a guy picked “National Treasure” and guess what we did? watched the entire movie bc it’s flame. guess what we did not do.

look if you’re gonna invite someone over to “watch a movie” you better pick a movie no one gives a shit about. once a guy picked “National Treasure” and guess what we did? watched the entire movie bc it’s flame. guess what we did not do.

2.

While we're at it, can we also dispose of this fiction that National Treasure isn't one of the best movies ever made.

While we’re at it, can we also dispose of this fiction that National Treasure isn’t one of the best movies ever made.

4.

To Disney President Bob Iger: PLEASE MAKE 'NATIONAL TREASURE 3' ASAP. THE LAST ONE WAS CALLED 'THE BOOK OF SECRETS' BUT WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SEE INSIDE THE ACTUAL BOOK! WE NEED TO EXPLORE THE BOOK AND WE NEED A THIRD MOVIE. ALSO, THIS WOULD MEAN MORE NIC CAGE. PLEASE, SIR.

To Disney President Bob Iger: PLEASE MAKE ‘NATIONAL TREASURE 3’ ASAP. THE LAST ONE WAS CALLED ‘THE BOOK OF SECRETS’ BUT WE DIDN’T ACTUALLY GET TO SEE INSIDE THE ACTUAL BOOK! WE NEED TO EXPLORE THE BOOK AND WE NEED A THIRD MOVIE. ALSO, THIS WOULD MEAN MORE NIC CAGE. PLEASE, SIR.

5.

Ladies, if he:

• kidnapped the president 

• is on the run from the FBI

• stole the Declaration of Independence

He’s not your man. He’s world renowned treasure hunter, Benjamin Gates, played by Nicholas Cage in the National Treasure movies.

Ladies, if he:

• kidnapped the president

• is on the run from the FBI

• stole the Declaration of Independence

He’s not your man. He’s world renowned treasure hunter, Benjamin Gates, played by Nicholas Cage in the National Treasure movies.

6.

Hi uh National Treasure is the greatest movie ever and the 45% rating on rotten tomatoes means nothing

Hi uh National Treasure is the greatest movie ever and the 45% rating on rotten tomatoes means nothing

9.

Within the first half hour of National Treasure, Nicolas Cage says both “I’m not going to let you steal the Declaration of Independence” and “I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence” and this might be the greatest movie ever made.

Within the first half hour of National Treasure, Nicolas Cage says both “I’m not going to let you steal the Declaration of Independence” and “I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence” and this might be the greatest movie ever made.

11.

Clenching my fists and thinking about all of the scenes from every national treasure movie at the same time

Clenching my fists and thinking about all of the scenes from every national treasure movie at the same time

13.

There are two types of people in this world....Those who enjoy the National Treasure movies with Nicholas Cage and those who are my mortal enemies.

There are two types of people in this world….Those who enjoy the National Treasure movies with Nicholas Cage and those who are my mortal enemies.

14.

*me as nick cage in national treasure movie
Me:

*me as nick cage in national treasure movie
Me:”The back of the declaration has a message on it…it says
Floop is a madman help us save us”

15.

Sometimes you realize that what you’re searching for has been there all along. For example, all that time in National Treasure we watched Nicolas Cage try to steal the Declaration of Independence only to find that the movie itself was the only national treasure we needed.

Sometimes you realize that what you’re searching for has been there all along. For example, all that time in National Treasure we watched Nicolas Cage try to steal the Declaration of Independence only to find that the movie itself was the only national treasure we needed.

16.

Watching National Treasure. A movie where Nicholas Cage uses a water bottle as a magnifying glass.

Watching National Treasure. A movie where Nicholas Cage uses a water bottle as a magnifying glass.

17.

[Harry Potter & the National Treasure]

Nic Cage: I’m going to steal-

Harry: [points wand] Accio Declaration of Independence

Nic Cage: ok, but only I can reveal-

Harry: [taps wand] I solemnly swear I am up to no good [treasure map appears]

Nic Cage: why am I even here?

[Harry Potter & the National Treasure]

Nic Cage: I’m going to steal-

Harry: [points wand] Accio Declaration of Independence

Nic Cage: ok, but only I can reveal-

Harry: [taps wand] I solemnly swear I am up to no good [treasure map appears]

Nic Cage: why am I even here?

18.

My perfect date? We meet at a gala. I am wearing a black gown and you’re dressed in a tuxedo. After we dance, you leave suddenly. I follow you outside. You’ve stolen the Declaration of Independence. You’re Nicholas Cage. This is National Treasure

My perfect date? We meet at a gala. I am wearing a black gown and you’re dressed in a tuxedo. After we dance, you leave suddenly. I follow you outside. You’ve stolen the Declaration of Independence. You’re Nicholas Cage. This is National Treasure

20.

Watching National Treasure with my son, and it JUST dawned on me that Ned Stark tried to steal the Declaration of Independence...

Guess he kinda had it coming.

Watching National Treasure with my son, and it JUST dawned on me that Ned Stark tried to steal the Declaration of Independence…

Guess he kinda had it coming.

21.

The most unrealistic thing about National Treasure is that Nick Cages dad has an entire bowl of lemons in his fridge. Like who has an EnTiRe BoWl oF LeMoNs is their FrIdGe?¿

The most unrealistic thing about National Treasure is that Nick Cages dad has an entire bowl of lemons in his fridge. Like who has an EnTiRe BoWl oF LeMoNs is their FrIdGe?¿

22.

On a diff note, Justin Bartha's jeans in the final scene of National Treasure are excellent. As is Nic Cage's hair.

On a diff note, Justin Bartha’s jeans in the final scene of National Treasure are excellent. As is Nic Cage’s hair.

24.

In National Treasure, Nicolas Cage and Diane Kruger fall in love post-treasure hunt.

They separate in the sequel. Only another, even higher-stakes treasure hunt can reunite them. In this essay, I will argue that the real National Treasures were the friends we made along the way

In National Treasure, Nicolas Cage and Diane Kruger fall in love post-treasure hunt.

They separate in the sequel. Only another, even higher-stakes treasure hunt can reunite them. In this essay, I will argue that the real National Treasures were the friends we made along the way

25.

jon voigt's character in NATIONAL TREASURE is a just a guy who is sick and tired of CLUES

jon voigt’s character in NATIONAL TREASURE is a just a guy who is sick and tired of CLUES

26.

I’m always scared to take pictures wearing my work ID badge because remember in National Treasure when Ben Gates took a pic of that security guard’s badge and photoshopped his photo over it and then ended up stealing the Declaration of Independence

I’m always scared to take pictures wearing my work ID badge because remember in National Treasure when Ben Gates took a pic of that security guard’s badge and photoshopped his photo over it and then ended up stealing the Declaration of Independence

28.

Pitch: National Treasure 3 - Ben Gates and the gang go to the North Pole in search of the greatest treasure of them all, Christmas Spirit.

Pitch: National Treasure 3 – Ben Gates and the gang go to the North Pole in search of the greatest treasure of them all, Christmas Spirit.

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