32 Gifts For The Laziest Person You Know

32 Gifts For The Laziest Person You Know

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A foldable laptop stand that’ll make watching TV, having a morning coffee and a snack, and…yes, even working…infinitely cozier.


Bonus: It folds up compactly, so storing it is a breeze!

Get it from Amazon for $23.99+ (available in four colors, plus a nice wood grain option).

Promising review: “I love this table it gives me enough room for my legs and plenty of room for my 15.6″ laptop while using a mouse. I love doing homework on bed and i can use it for food too. it is a great buy” —Albert M.


A handy microwave cooker to make perfectly al dente pasta for the easiest dinner ever. Just heat it up and then cover with the lid (it doubles as a strainer) to drain.


::send noodles::

Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

Promising review: “I don’t want to get all gushy over a pasta maker, but man…I really love this gizmo! I try to limit my monthly food expenditures and the Fasta Pasta helps me work in at least one inexpensive pasta meal every week. If not more. First of all, I like spaghetti — either with normal Prego-type sauce or sometimes just with butter and Romano cheese sprinkled on. But I’m lazy and impatient and don’t like things that take a long time to make, with a bunch of steps, and a big clean up afterwards. The Fasta Pasta is perfect for me. I get the exact amount of correctly-measured spaghetti; it’s faster than boiling water in a big pot then having to watch and stir the pasta; the pasta comes out perfectly cooked every time; and the cleanup is a snap. No big pot; no colander; no spaghetti fork to lift out the pasta. Just the easy to clean Fasta Pasta, and a pot to heat up the sauce. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!” —Smilin Sam

Check out a BuzzFeed writer’s review (#2 in the post) to learn more!


The SipCaddy, a wine glass (or beer can!) holder that’ll suction cup to your bathroom wall so you can more easily enjoy your relaxing beverage of choice in the bubble bath.


Get it from Amazon for $13.95 (available in six colors).

Promising review: “It works perfectly and its nice to have a safe place to set my glass of wine while relaxing in the tub. The hold with the suction cup is great and I haven’t lost a glass of wine yet.” —Heather Roper


A PJ onesie printed with cowboy hat–wearing bears to give a hint to anyone who asks you to like…do something. Ummmmm…we’re hibernating!

American Eagle

Get it from American Eagle for $41.97 (available in sizes XXS–XXL and in a classic red and white stripe).


A set of toaster-friendly bags for anyone who is seriously craving a grilled cheese but does NOT want to dig out the frying pan. Plus they’re dishwasher safe, so no need to do any washing up by hand!


Get a set of three from Amazon for $8.49.

Promising review: “We were really surprised by these. These are NOT paper bags. They’re a strong, somewhat pliable material that is easily washed. I bought them for a teen who enjoys toasted sandwiches and he LOVES them.” —JestPeachy


Three-Ingredient Cocktails, a recipe book for people who want to feel sophisticated without putting a ton of effort in.


Get it from Amazon for $14.23.

Promising review: “Lots of fun and easy drink recipes. It’s great for all different times of the year such as summer and holidays. There are so many varieties you can practically please everyone with a special cocktail.” —Lorri B.


And a to-do list of what you haaaave to get done today (with a column for what to procrastinate also) so you can *enjoy* one of those three-ingredient cocktails.

Barnes & Noble

Get it from Barnes & Noble for $7.95.


A pair of socks for anyone who likes to ~wine~ about having to get up for a glass of the good stuff.


Get them from Amazon for $14.99 (also available in chocolate and coffee).

Promising review: “I got these as a funky secret Santa gift for a coworker!! They love them! Very nice quality and packaging! The words on the bottom are a nice flexible gel or something to keep you from slipping and feel nice to the touch!! I need a pair for myself now I think haha!” —JJpuppygirl


A mug you can slowly sip out of at the office when someone tries to get you to help out on that long-term project.


A braided, fray-resistant 10-foot Anker lightning cable so you can charge your phone while playing games on it from bed without being pressed up against the wall.


Get it from Amazon for $17.99+ (available in three colors).


A trio of snowball makers that’ll transform any cotton-headed ninny muggins into a Buddy the Elf–level snowball whiz without any effort whatsoever.

Amazon, amazon.com

Get it from Amazon for $14.95.

Promising review: “Easy enough for a 4-year-old girl to use. She made 10 snowballs in just two minutes. And two minutes later, all the snowballs are shooting on me. We had a great fun snowball fighting.” —acheyueliang


An adorably sleepy Shiba who’ll inspire you to live your most-relaxed life.


Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

Promising review: “The softest stuffed animal ever! My boyfriend loved it. He has always wanted a Shiba Inu puppy, but doesn’t have the time. Great temporary replacement! Soft suede-like material, stretchy, flexible, & huggable. Decent size. Worth every penny. I love how the paws are bent back! Adorable touch!” —Allison


An ~eggsistential~ book written by Gudetama the lazy egg himself, so you can think philosophical thoughts while lazing about in bed. It’s called being productive!


Get it from Amazon for $7.99.

Promising review: “I absolutely love Gudetama! It’s so funny and adorable! If you like Gudetama you should get this book; it’s eggsactly what you would expect from this lethargic little guy!” —Isoroku


A pair of cozy slipper socks with a thick sherpa fleece lining and rubber soles so you don’t go skidding on shiny floors when you DO finally get up to make a snack.


They were one of Oprah’s Favorite Things in 2017, and have been one of my favorite things since 2018. Thank you, Oprah, for making me suddenly buy these on a super-cold winter’s day in 2018. My feet, which are consistently freezing, have been warmer than ever since. They have non-slip bottoms, which are important for my clumsy self, and they really get the job done. I bought the ‘llama pink’ pattern, but there are TONS to choose from. I’ve long since broken them out this fall, as it’s been surprisingly cold already in NYC.

Get them from Amazon for $18.01+ (available in two sizes: adult regular and adult large and 66 colors and patterns)

Psst: Looking for the lists of Oprah’s Fave Things from this year? I’ve super got you covered: we rounded up Oprah’s Favorite Things Under $50 in 2019 and Oprah’s Favorite Things in 2019 that are over $50, but still super cool to check out!


A subscription to Care/of, which delivers personalized vitamins based on health concerns, diet, and lifestyle. Because you know you can’t remember to, like, go out and buy vitamins.


They personalize your daily vitamin pack according to your needs — just fill out the quiz and they’ll come up with a suggested vitamin regimen. They even include information as to what the benefit of each supplement is and what studies there are to back it up!

Subscriptions start at $5 per month.

Check out a BuzzFeeder’s full review here.


A set of spill-proof wine glasses so if you fall asleep with red wine in hand, the couch will stay stain-free. Meaning you won’t have to clean it.


Get an eight-pack from Amazon for $23.95 (you’ll get one of each color, otherwise you can pick your colors for $36).

Promising review: “I love these! Wash by hand only, though! These are great for the outdoors and also wonderful for casual drinks inside…especially if you have a tendency to knock glasses over (as I do)!! The fabulous top keeps the glass from spilling!” —Karen Moore


A bathtub caddy that’ll make a relaxing soak with a book (might I suggest the *waterproof Kindle Paperwhite*) and a glass of wine so much easier.


The expandable arms fit most tubs and have rubber on the bottom to keep it from slipping, plus the book holder is protected by a waterproof cloth to keep any errant splashes away. AND the bamboo is coated in a water-resistant lacquer to keep any mold and mildew at bay.

Get it from Amazon for $32.99.

Promising review: “Love this beautiful bamboo tray! I used it the first night it arrived (fast shipping!). The adjustable angle stand works great for leaning my iPad against. The phone slot, wine glass holder and extra storage space for a towel, mug or candle are great! My bathtub is small, but it expands quite long.” —Lisa Gyllenberg


A stress-relieving sloth coloring book to help ease your mind when not sure which place to get delivery from.


Get it from Amazon for $6.99.

Promising review: “High quality and perfect for a sloth fan! Some pages are very detailed and others are more simple. Tons of choices depending on the mood you’re in. It was a gift so I don’t have an image. The recipient was very happy with the coloring book!” —JB


A microfiber makeup-removing cloth designed to remove every trace of foundation, (waterproof!) mascara, and lipstick with just water — so you can get to sleep THAT much faster.


Get a two-pack from Amazon for $11.97 (available in seven colors).

Promising review: “I rarely write reviews. After using this product I felt I absolutely had to! These cloths are amazing. Wiped all my intricately placed makeup off in seconds!! Even my eyeliner and mascara are gone without a trace. I’m ordering more of these for Christmas gifts for my girlfriends. Money well spent! These are a must have if you’re tired of rubbing your face raw every night with washcloths or multiple makeup remover wipes like I used to!” —Ashley


An Amazon Echo Dot with voice-control technology so you can tell Alexa to play music, send messages, tell you the news or weather, control smart devices, make purchases…and so much more. Speak, and it shall be so.


Get it from Amazon for $24.99 (originally $49.99; available in four colors).

You can get it right for $.99 when bundled with a month of Amazon Music for $9.99 (for a total price is $10.98).

Promising review: “This is an amazing little device at a very affordable price. The setup was very straight forward. I had it up and running in a matter of a few minutes. It just needed to connect to my wireless network and away it went. I now have voice control over my home lighting and furnace. There are so many skills you can add to Alexa and new ones show up on a daily basis. I can change the thermostat from anywhere in the house I have an Echo Dot in voice range. Super cool! I really don’t think most people understand how powerful and easy to use this device is. You can ask it anything you might search for on the Internet using Google or Bing. You can also set up an alarm clock function to wake you.” —Gadgeteer


A gooseneck phone holder so you can video chat, stream video, or play music…all hands-free.


Get it from Amazon for $16.99.

Promising review: “I was very hesitant to buy this at first because I thought to myself, ‘How lazy can you be?’ But now, I don’t regret it one bit. As long as you don’t abuse watching videos on your phone all day long, it’s a great tool to just basically have your hands free to do other things like homework or fall asleep in bed watching a quick movie without being in awkward positions. Product is sturdy and has great build. Two thumbs up!” —Eric Parentela


An electric brush cleaner for beauty lovers who have enough energy to put their face on, but not enough to wash their brushes.


It comes with eight different size rubber collars to fit basically any size brush!

Get it from Amazon for $33.99.

Promising review: “I love this product I have a lot of brushes and I would take a long time washing them by hand but since I got this brush cleaner I wash all my brushes super fast and it dries them too! Super convenient when you’re not home and need to wash some brushes on the go” —Andrea rdz


A cozy mermaid tail blanket so, when someone asks you to do something, you can say, “I can’t get up — does this look like the ocean to you?!”


Get it from Amazon for $13.99 (available in two sizes and 10 colors).

Promising review: “Fast delivery! Beautiful, high quality product. The color and quality far exceeded my expectations, considering the reasonable price I had paid. The material is soft yet heavy, like a comfy cable-knit sweater. The blanket even comes with its own drawstring carrying bag, which will make it easy for my daughter to pack it for college. We washed it on the hand wash cycle in our washer, and it came out perfectly with no stretches or color running. At the risk of sounding like I work for their company, I believe this truly a gorgeous product that you will be very pleased with!” —LisaKay


The Ultimate Binge-Watching Guide with 100 shows rated and reviewed so you can Netflix marathon with pride — hey, TV is so good these days (for the most part) it’s really like reading a book!


Get it from Amazon for $9.95.


A gift set of Living Proof dry shampoo (aka the best dry shampoo ever created), because washing your hair is overrated — and boosting volume and texture (and sleeping in an extra half hour+ in the mornings) is very underrated.


It comes with a full size bottle *and* a travel size bottle — all for the price of just the full size!

Get it from Sephora for $24 (valued at $38).

This is the very best dry shampoo — it is my firmly held opinion as a dry shamps connoisseur. And it won best mid-price dry shampoo on BuzzFeed Reviews!


A sloth onesie that’ll basically become a superhero suit for anyone with superhuman napping capabilities.


This one even has removable glove sleeves that look like three-toed claws so you can really hunker down and stay warm.

Get it from Amazon for $26.98+ (available in sizes S–XL and three sloth colors, plus seven other animals).


And it’s machine washable for peak lazy cleaning.

Get it from Amazon for $25 (available in five colors).

Promising review: “I often take 20-30 minute naps during the day to refresh myself and this thing is a godsend. It blocks out all light so I can sleep on the bus or the train, but it doesn’t block out all sound so I still know when someone’s trying to rob me. We have couches at my office, but there’s no pillows on them (probably to discourage sleeping). So I just whip this puppy out and BAM, instant pillow. I find it difficult to sleep on planes too, but the wrap-a-nap makes a sort of envelope around your head to block out screaming kids, sunlight from people who leave window shades up, and the person next to you who uselessly has their light on while watching TV. Why you need a light while you’re watching TV? I used to have a sleep mask and ear things and a neck pillow, but I got rid of all that crap and now I just carry this. Way easier.” —Phil Gran


A pair of bunny slippers that’ll sweep and dust the floors while you walk to the kitchen for a snack. You can also detach the mopping part, if you just want to chill.


Get them from Amazon for $13.99 (available in four sizes and 15 colors, patterns, and animals)

Promising review: “I love this so much. It feels a lot like hotel slippers but less flimsy because of the mop part. You will not feel like you’re wearing a mop when wearing these. I have hardwood floors so i vacuum a lot and rarely mop. These work so well in getting the dirt off the floor just by walking around doing your daily thing. I just throw the whole thing in the wash when it gets dirty!” —passionfrootgreentea


A food chopper with two different size blades and a storage container so you can chop and store right in the same tool! Pressing a lever down = way easier than using a knife.


And all the parts are dishwasher-friendly, because duh.

Get it from Amazon for $22.99.

Promising review: “I’m not sure why, but I was expecting a big clunky and heavy appliance that would soon turn into hate chopping. Imagine my relief when I received a nifty little box perfect handheld size and good quality too! There are two sizes to pick from so you can do smaller vegetables for Pico de Gallo, or do potatoes for hash browns, vegetables for stir fry, possibilities are endless really. I love the not so little container that holds everything as well. You can easily chop in the morning, keep everything neatly in the container for minimal dishes, run errands and then come back and finish dinner. Easy peasy.” —D. Smith


A giant champagne flute that’ll hold up to a full bottle of bubbly so you don’t have to get up and refill it again and again.

Urban Outfitters

Get the one on the left from Urban Outfitters for $16.99 (originally $20) or a similar one without writing from Amazon for $13.99.


An adorable planner that’ll actually understand the amazing feeling that comes from cancelled plans.


It’s broken down into 12-month sections, but they’re undated so you can start it any time!

Get it from Amazon for $13.49.


And an attachable phone handle to finally stop that thing where you’re lying down and you drop your phone on your face.


It hurts SO BAD. I always do it with my Kindle when reading at night. Ouch.

Get it from Amazon for $9.95 (available in 11 colors and multipacks).

Promising review:
“So simple. So perfect. My pinky fingers are no longer cramped from supporting my phone. I no longer drop my phone on my face in bed. I can carry other stuff and just loop this baby around the back of my hand. It is LITERALLY THE BEST! And the adhesive is incredible when used on the hard plastic of my Otter Box case.” —Hannah

Live your best life, my friends.


Reviews have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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