32 Tweets That Ruined Men And Got At Least 100,000 Likes

32 Tweets That Ruined Men And Got At Least 100,000 Likes

“A pregnant virgin I can believe, but three wise MEN? ALL IN ONE PLACE?”

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3.

do you think men twitch so much in their sleep because their bodies can’t handle not saying something stupid for that long so it finds another way to be annoying

do you think men twitch so much in their sleep because their bodies can’t handle not saying something stupid for that long so it finds another way to be annoying

4.

men b like “haha chunky filas r ugly” n then wear those skinny jeans that look like ribbed condoms u know the ones

men b like “haha chunky filas r ugly” n then wear those skinny jeans that look like ribbed condoms u know the ones

5.

boys that will definitely ruin your life:

1. any boy named kyle
2. all matts
3. chads (or anything with -ad) 
4. any variation of zachary
5. any guy whose name starts with j

boys that will definitely ruin your life:

1. any boy named kyle
2. all matts
3. chads (or anything with -ad)
4. any variation of zachary
5. any guy whose name starts with j

6.

“BUT WHAT ABOUT MEN-” shhhhhh SHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhHhhhhhhhhh
hush now sweet boy shhhhhhh now is time to rest

7.

Salem Witch Banning Abortion 
 Trials Rights
 🤝
Men not knowing how things work and deciding that women are evil and must be punished

Salem Witch Banning Abortion
Trials Rights
🤝
Men not knowing how things work and deciding that women are evil and must be punished

8.

not to be that person that’s always asking what the fuck is wrong with adult men but has anyone figured out what the fuck is wrong with adult men

not to be that person that’s always asking what the fuck is wrong with adult men but has anyone figured out what the fuck is wrong with adult men

10.

fathers: you can't trust men. they only want one thing.
uncles: boys are trying to play you
cousins: you better not be dating those boys
brothers: they just want to get inside your pants.

girls: men are trash

men: *COLLECTIVE GASP** HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?

fathers: you can’t trust men. they only want one thing.
uncles: boys are trying to play you
cousins: you better not be dating those boys
brothers: they just want to get inside your pants.

girls: men are trash

men: *COLLECTIVE GASP** HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?

11.

how is it possible that so few men are in therapy when every single man i’ve ever met should 100% be in therapy

how is it possible that so few men are in therapy when every single man i’ve ever met should 100% be in therapy

12.

every day men leave their homes with no bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra layer in case they get cold, just keys and a wallet shoved into their pocket. chaotic and reckless

every day men leave their homes with no bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra layer in case they get cold, just keys and a wallet shoved into their pocket. chaotic and reckless

15.

He’s not ignoring you he just recently bought separate shampoo and conditioner and is trying to figure out which one goes in his hair first

He’s not ignoring you he just recently bought separate shampoo and conditioner and is trying to figure out which one goes in his hair first

16.

WOMEN: Treat us like humans.
MEN: You’re being sensitive and irrational.
GILLETTE: Men, we can be better.
MEN: *PTERODACTYL SCREAM*

WOMEN: Treat us like humans.
MEN: You’re being sensitive and irrational.
GILLETTE: Men, we can be better.
MEN: *PTERODACTYL SCREAM*

20.

Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look. 🤷‍♀️

Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look. 🤷‍♀️

21.

found out my mom drove HERSELF to the hospital when she was going into labor bc she was mad at my dad for not giving her enough attention and wanted to birth me by herself bc “men are incapable”... so yes I am the son of a petty queen and, yes, I will carry on her legacy.

found out my mom drove HERSELF to the hospital when she was going into labor bc she was mad at my dad for not giving her enough attention and wanted to birth me by herself bc “men are incapable”… so yes I am the son of a petty queen and, yes, I will carry on her legacy.

26.

i refuse to ever teach my daughters the archaic concept of “losing one’s virginity” as if some baby-dicked boy who drives a Honda Civic is really taking something special from you lmaaaoo grow up and overthrow the government

i refuse to ever teach my daughters the archaic concept of “losing one’s virginity” as if some baby-dicked boy who drives a Honda Civic is really taking something special from you lmaaaoo grow up and overthrow the government

27.

guy with only ps4 and mattress on the floor who doesnt leave his apartment probably has the lowest carbon footprint but no one wants to talk about that

guy with only ps4 and mattress on the floor who doesnt leave his apartment probably has the lowest carbon footprint but no one wants to talk about that

29.

NO WONDER WHITE MEN ARE SO OBSCENELY CONFIDENT ALL THE TIME I SAW ONE WOMAN HERO MOVIE AND I'M READY TO FIGHT A THOUSAND DUDES BAREHANDED

NO WONDER WHITE MEN ARE SO OBSCENELY CONFIDENT ALL THE TIME I SAW ONE WOMAN HERO MOVIE AND I’M READY TO FIGHT A THOUSAND DUDES BAREHANDED

30.

“Teenagers shouldn’t be involved in politics!”

...and religion shouldn’t be involved in the government and men shouldn’t be involved in women’s healthcare, but here we are.

“Teenagers shouldn’t be involved in politics!”

…and religion shouldn’t be involved in the government and men shouldn’t be involved in women’s healthcare, but here we are.

31.

“My ex girlfriend is crazy”

Code for: I played w her emotions, ruined her mental health, gave her reasons to be jealous, used gaslighting when she called me out, and now that she’s justifiably upset/hurt I demonize her hoping other men won’t want her and she’ll come back to me.

“My ex girlfriend is crazy”

Code for: I played w her emotions, ruined her mental health, gave her reasons to be jealous, used gaslighting when she called me out, and now that she’s justifiably upset/hurt I demonize her hoping other men won’t want her and she’ll come back to me.

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