Doth mine eyes deceive me????
We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.
A two-pack of teeth-whitening pens with a natural mint flavor that’ll leave your mouth smelling fresh while you work on achieving that mega-watt smile worthy of a Hollywood star.
A hair-finishing stick in case you’re the kind of person who can’t start your day until your flyaway baby hairs have been put in their place.
A cleaning pen, so all of your jewels (whether they’re real or not) will be so sparkly everyone will wonder where you got ’em from.
A drill-brush power scrubber that might just make you excited to clean your bathroom — or at least help you to stop procrastinating it a bit.
A zippered sleeve to keep all of those pesky wires and plugs under control and out of your way.
A bottle of wood polish and conditioner that’ll have your antiques, cabinets, and tables gleaming like you just had them delivered for the first time.
Acne-absorbing cover patches that’ll blend in with any skin tone and are gentle enough for any skin type, so you can go about your day without worrying that it looks like you’re growing a second head on your face.
A pet-hair remover with a unique patented brush design so you’ll be able to sit down without fear of being covered head to toe in your dog’s hair.
A container of mink oil that’ll condition and waterproof any leather products you own — never worry about your fave handbag or boots getting worn-looking again!
Glossier Boy Brow won’t take up much of your time and will leave your brows looking g l o r i o u s.
Cleaning tablets for your water bottle, a must for anyone is tired of taking a much-needed sip mid-workout and tasting metal instead of refreshing liquid.
A pet stain and odor remover so when your furry friend gets a little too excited that you just got home and decides to pee all over your shoes, it’s sort of OK.
A magical hair catcher that’ll save your relationship and keep your shower looking cleaner than ever.
A red wine-stain remover so the next time you jump while watching a horror movie, it won’t matter that you spilled your vino all over your brand-new couch.
A rust stain-removing spray that’ll help you transform your overused apartment bathroom into one worthy of a million-dollar home.
Glossier Cloud Paint, which will add a touch of color to your cheeks with a quick swipe of lotion-like formula. The packaging is reminiscent of Pantone color cards adding an artsy chic element to your makeup bag!
A squeegee/broom contraption with an extendable handle, in case you ever have the urge to rake the inevitable fallen hair from your carpet.
An oven cleaner so you can channel your inner Betty Crocker without fear of burnt bits from previous meals making their way into your cupcakes.
A jetted-tub cleaner, so you’ll never find yourself soaking in filth while trying to catch up on your me-time.
La Roche-Posay gel cleanser to assist in conquering your arch nemesis: acne. It’s made of a salicylic acid that’ll target blackheads and whiteheads directly. See ya’, pesky pimples.
Carpet shampoo that’ll help get rid of any stain or smell left behind by any adorable child or furry friend.
A bottle of Mavala Stop with a bitter (but harmless!) taste to help you not only kick your cuticle-biting habit, but leave you with gorgeous long nails. You’ll have Cardi B-like claws in no time!
A portable paw cleaner that’ll keep your pup’s precious pads from tracking mud all over your freshly cleaned house.
A supercharged vitamin C serum to help protect your skin against UV rays while also repairing damage that was already done. You won’t think twice about adding this into your daily beauty routine.
And a John Frieda Hot Air Brush for anyone who looooves to get pampered with a blowout but can’t actually afford to get one every week.
Me, daydreaming about recreating all of these before-and-after photos after buying all of these items:
Find great products and the best-money saving deals around, delivered right to your inbox.