“Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.” —Princess Leia, and probably my bank account.
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A Baby Yoda “brew buddy” that’ll attach onto any reusable straw and keep you company while you fill your body with *the force* (coffee, duh).
A reusable cloth face mask covered in Star Wars icons that’ll keep you smiling (even if no one else will be able to see).
Or a set of four Star Wars masks in which all the profits (and one million maks) will be donated to Medshare.
A galactic spirit jersey that’ll leave you *starry-eyed* and ensure you won’t need to publicly choose between the Rebel Alliance or the Galactic Empire. Win-win!
A “The Child” Funko Pop to keep you company at all times. Beware: you may break out into uncontrollable squeals because it’s just that cute.
An electronic Chewbacca mask that actually replicates his sound and will have your roomies saying “what’s cookin’ good wookin’?”
A Chewbacca seatbelt cover, guaranteed to keep you comfortable during your family road trip to Disney to check out Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge.
Star Wars socks featuring Darth Vader, a Stormtrooper, Chewbacca, and R2D2, so you’ll be able to feel the force right down to your toes.
A Darth Vader apron that’ll give you the perfect excuse to say “I am your father” while your kids are acting up while you’re trying to cook dinner.
Mos Eisley Cantina coasters to prevent leaving unpleasant water rings on your coffee table — because you’ll def be sippin’ on blue milk while watching A New Hope for the 100th time.
Millennium Falcon cufflinks, so stylish they’ll take your outfit into hyperspace-levels of cool.
A colorful 14-quart cooler you can fill with bottles of blue milk before you head off to a galaxy far, far away (AKA your backyard).
A Darth Vader–inspired sweatshirt you’ll likely find appealing if you’ve always felt more connected to the dark side — no judgment here.
A mug to combine your love of Star Wars with your attempt at staying caffeinated at all times. Beware: your roomie will want to steal this mug from you.
An elegant shirt featuring a combination of Star Wars and Van Gogh’s “Starry Night” — what more would you want in a tee?
A Death Star herb grinder because you’re not a true Star Wars fan unless you’ve incorporated the franchise into your kitchen.
A Baby Yoda cross-stitch kit beginners can use to learn a new skill while listening to the epic score from the films. Sounds like a delightful day if you ask me!
An accurate onesie that’ll make you giggle even when your kiddo wakes you up in the middle of the night for a diaper change.
A set of LED lightsaber chopsticks you’ll probably misplace in your utensil drawer but then have the opportunity to exclaim “THESE are the ones I’ve been looking for!” once you finally find them.
A “Baby Yoda” sticker to add to the coveted collection that lives on your laptop or water bottle.
An R2D2 mini popcorn maker you’ll get a lot of use out of now that you’re likely bingeing all kinds of Star Wars content thanks to Disney+.
Speaking of Disney+, a subscription to it that’ll provide you with a way to watch all the original films, The Mandalorian, Clone Wars, and WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE IN THE FUTURE!
Star Wars–inspired boxing gloves from Sanabul to help you *really* feel the force during your next workout.
A set of patent art posters featuring iconic Star Wars ships and machinery that any true fan of the movies would appreciate.
A baking mat of the blueprints for the Millennium Falcon because parchment paper could NEVER impress the Rebel Alliance like this.
Star Wars face masks that’ll have your skin look fresher than Mando looks in his new armor.
A T-shirt of the Solo family you can wear in honor of some of your favorite characters — just try not not to tear up when you catch a glance of yourself in the mirror.
And an actual freakin’ lightsaber you can customize from the hilt and the aesthetic features to the sound effects. Kylo Ren is shaaaaking.
So, what are the odds you treat yourself to a bunch of new Star Wars merch?
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