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A TubShroom drain protector invented by a wizard to catch all the hair in your shower — the kind that would otherwise lead to clogs. Just think of this magic weapon as your new bathroom bodyguard and an easy way to avoid emergency phone calls with your plumber.
An OXO wipe dispenser designed with a weighted plate that *gasp* makes it possible to grab just one wipe at a time. No more pulling out 11 makeup removing cloths by accident that are worthless the moment they come in contact with bathroom air.
An Iron Out spray gel for anyone whose cleaning products have been a little ~rusty~ lately. This promises to get rid of hard water rust build-up like it’s no one’s business.
A wall rack that will take your towels and turn ’em into a work of art. Storage that’s not a total eyesore? I can dig that.
An anti-skid bathmat complete with massaging, rounded bubbles (no more begging your S/O for a foot massage) and drainage holes to get allll the water down the drain.
An overflow drain cover for the Lush bath bomb aficionado who has yet to own a luxurious tub. You’ll get that clawfoot one day, but for now this cover will add extra inches of water to your soak.
Gorgeous and stackable seagrass baskets perfect for storing everything from bath towels and bath bubbles to art supplies and stuffed animals.
A three-tier organizer to add extra space to your abominably tiny bathroom vanity. Store everything from deodorant and floss to toothpaste and medicine alllll within arm’s reach!
A chemical-free treatment that will have your bathroom fixtures sparkling more brightly than all of Rihanna’s diamonds combined. Water stains? I don’t know her.
A before-you-go Poo-Pourri toilet spray formulated with a concentrated blend of essential oils that will neutralize… funky bathroom odors. Yes, the kind that you cause.
A scalp massager that will make you feel as if you’re getting a professional shampoo from the ritziest salon in town. This is designed to stimulate your scalp and improve circulation, which is said to lead to speedier hair growth. (This is especially great to know if you got a two-inch trim last year and SURPRISE it’s only grown one centimeter since.)
A vinyl decal capable of transforming your bathroom into one that Moaning Myrtle would want to haunt. Plus, it provides an express route to your job — which is with the Ministry of Magic, of course.
A power scrubber kit equipped with three different-sized attachments, each one perfect for the corners, floor, and door of your shower. This takes off years of accumulated build-up in just mere minutes, doing a better (and faster) job than you would have been able to do by hand. In the words of Daft Punk, this is just better, faster, and stronger.
A comfy bath pillow because a relaxing soak is all but impossible while resting your head on porcelain. The solution? Obviously a two-paneled, padded foam pillow with ultra-strong suction cups that will actually stick to your tub!
A waterproof notepad so you can jot down all the groundbreaking, world-changing ideas you think of while shampooing.
A 100% cotton shower curtain to add a bit of ~zest~ to the room that houses your porcelain throne.
A showerhead caddy that can store your body wash, shampoo, and conditioner, sure. But even more awesome? It has two hooks for your razors.
A toilet paper holder in the shape of a SHEEP, here to raise the ~baaaaaaa-r~ on bathroom decor. Talk about shear genius.
A concentrated gel because stains of ANY kind are an eye sore. But mold and mildew stains? *shudders at the thought*
A wooden holder with the ability to make a bar of soap seem like the most luxurious treat in the world. Washing your hands? It’s now a delight.
An organizer to de-clutter your countertop via three fantastic sections: one for your hair dryer, one for cords, and one for styling products.
A non-slip memory foam mat that is super duper absorbent and dries in a jiffy. And sound the alarm because you can even stick it in the washer/dryer when it needs a little cleaning TLC!
An Olay body wash packed with shea butter to give your skin a hefty dose of hydration. It also smells divine and lathers beautifully, making you feel as if you’re using a product with a much higher price tag. Luxe products that are surprisingly inexpensive = bliss.
A pumice cleaning stone capable of removing calcium, lime, and hard water stains on everything from your toilet bowl to your outdoor barbecue. The stone itself is also surprisingly gentle and *won’t* scratch the surface of, say, your porcelain throne.
A compact OXO toilet brush featuring a drip tray and ventilation slots (hello, H2O evaporation) meaning your brush won’t be sitting in dirty, disgusting toilet water while not in use. Woo!
A cupholder caddy to give your wine a place to rest whilst you bathe. Just picture it! A fizzy bath bomb, perhaps a good book, and your favorite glass of red loyally by your side.
A shower bomb you simply hold under water and BAM! You’ll be enveloped by mood-altering scents of vanilla, violet, lavender, and ylang ylang to sooth, relax, and invigorate you.
Magic Eraser cleaning sponges that may have been invented by an actual magician because these bad boys clean up soap scum so freakin’ well.
A Command shower squeegee complete with a water-resistant strip that will actually stay firmly in place, whatever the surface of your shower may be.
Fizzy, handmade bath bombs that contain dried flower petals and a variety of delicious scents: lavender, rose, green tea, milk, marigold, and osmanthus, to be specific.
A double hamper so that you could organize your whites from your darks faster than you can say “I skipped laundry day because I didn’t feel like picking through all those dirty clothes”.
A metallic-flecked toilet seat because it’s called a porcelain throne for a REASON. I hope your bathroom is ready for all the glitz and glam it’s about to receive.
A cleaning system that lures out all the mysterious hidden gunk in your tub, because NO ONE should ~cool their jets~ when it comes to cleanliness.
A wooden caddy tray to give your wine a place to rest whilst you bathe. Just picture it! A fizzy bath bomb, perhaps a good show streaming on Netflix, and your favorite glass of red loyally in front of you.
A waterproof curtain complete with nine mesh pockets that provide perfect storage spots for all your bathing necessities. Shampoo? Conditioner? Your trust loofah? All within reach, and they won’t be scattered around your shower floor.
A simplehuman trash can complete with a lid because let’s just say it — garbage cans without a lid are, well, garbage. No one wants to see my foundation-covered cotton balls and used tissues.
*adds a few extra touches to their bathroom* *immediately becomes a bath person*