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A cleaning pen, so all of your jewels (whether they’re real or not) will be *so* sparkly that everyone will wonder where you got ’em from.
A grout cleaner you can use to keep your tub and shower squeaky clean and as inviting as a five-star spa.
A magical hair catcher that’ll save your relationship and keep your shower looking cleaner than ever.
A red wine stain remover, so the next time a contestant does something wild on The Bachelor it won’t matter that you spilled your vino all over brand new couch.
A pet hair remover with a unique patented brush design, so you’ll be able to invite guests to sit down without fear of them being covered head-to-toe in your dog’s hair.
Carpet shampoo to get rid of any stain or smell left behind by any adorable child, furry friend, or wild party.
A deep cleaning brush set, essential for helping you get the grime out of your grout, shower doors, and other hard to reach spaces.
A pet stain and odor remover, so when your furry friend gets a little too excited that you just got home and decides to pee all over your shoes, it’s sort of OK.
Heavy-duty cleaning wipes, perfect for removing stains like grease, oil, tar, permanent marker, and lipstick, as well as residue left by adhesives and decals.
OxiClean stain remover, a tried-and-true classic formula you can use to clean your clothes, carpets, and furniture.
A squeegee that’ll prevent water marks from drying on your glass shower door and give you the opportunity to pretend you’re a badass window cleaner in a massive skyscraper.
A steam mop, aka a germaphobe’s dream because it’ll sanitize your floors and remove tough stains at the same time.
A garbage-disposal foaming cleaner to scrub away the stinky grime that builds up on the blades and in the pipes.
A water-bottle-cleaning set that includes three brushes to easily get inside those hard-to-clean crevices AND has a 4.8-star rating on Amazon.
An eight-pack of Mr. Clean Magic Erasers, so all you’ll have to do is add water then start attacking all the dirty surfaces in your home.
A jetted-tub cleaner, so you’ll never find yourself soaking in filth while trying to catch up on your me-time.
A container of mink oil that’ll condition and waterproof any leather products you own — never worry about your fave handbag or boots getting worn-looking again!
A 24-pack of microfiber cleaning cloths, so you’ll forever be ready to fight the good fight against dirt and grime.
A Swiffer WetJet, essential for anyone who has wood floors and not a lot of available storage space but doesn’t want to live like a slob.
A stain remover that’ll cling to rust like your dog clings to you the minute they see you packing a suitcase.
A FlexiSnake tool you’ll watch remove so much gunk and hair from your drains you could probably make a wig with it (but plz, don’t).
A handheld vacuum so lightweight you’ll be able to clean and dance around your living room to Hilary Duff’s “Come Clean” at the same time without fear of tripping over a cord.
A Clorox ToiletWand you can use and then toss — say SEE YA’ to that gross toilet brush hiding in the corner of your bathroom.
A squeegee-broom contraption with an extendable handle, in case you’ve ever had the urge to rake the inevitable fallen hair from your carpet.
Granite cleaner that’ll leave your counters feeling smooth as a baby’s bottom, even after the messiest of meal preps.
An investment-worthy cordless vacuum, so you don’t have to worry about tripping over a pesky cord while trying to get your darn floors clean (again).
A special cloth that’ll leave your windows so clean birds will attempt to fly into your house. (Ouch! Be careful, guys!)
A cleaning spray made just for your car, so the next time you spill your coffee all over yourself or your kid dumps their soda in between the seats, you’ll still be covered.
And a robot vacuum, because you deserve to have a product that cleans your home while you binge-watch Tidying Up With Marie Kondo.
Me and my fellow clean freaks knowing our homes are going to shine like the top of the Chrysler building:
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