Are You Annoying?

I will take one of your French fries without asking.

I crack my knuckles a lot.

I’m on my phone all the time, even when I’m walking.

I admit, I am a pretty loud chewer.

I chew with my mouth open.

I will cut in line if I can get away with it.

I randomly sing songs when other people are around.

I will listen to music or play a game on my phone in public with the sound up and no headphones.

I will ask questions during a movie.

I am usually running late.

I like telling people what happened in my dreams. Mine are actually interesting!

I’m bad about texting back.

I try not to, but sometimes I interrupt people.

I like humming and whistling.

It’s hard to make plans with me because I’m always very busy.

If I drink the last of the milk, orange juice, water filter, etc, I will put it back in the fridge empty.

If I use the last of the toilet paper, I might not get a new roll.

I like to reply all to emails with funny jokes.

I will have a phone call in public around other people. I don’t care.

I’m giving you a nickname.