Halloween Is Almost Here, So Let’s Enjoy Some Viral Halloween Tweets

Halloween Is Almost Here, So Let’s Enjoy Some Viral Halloween Tweets

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First, spiders have a right to be mad this time of year:

me: *hits spider web down with broom*

spider: wow 

me: *puts up fake spider web decorations for Halloween*

spider: WOW

me: *hits spider web down with broom*

spider: wow

me: *puts up fake spider web decorations for Halloween*

spider: WOW

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While these Spongebob fans have already won Halloween:

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These kids’ Transformers costumes came pretty close, though:

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This guy brought the festivities down a bit:

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And, uh, this girl was having a bit of a dry streak too:

day 87 without sex: went to halloween horror nights so I can remember what it's like to have a man make me scream again

day 87 without sex: went to halloween horror nights so I can remember what it’s like to have a man make me scream again

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These dogs found the perfect costumes:

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While this dog enjoyed a Halloween-themed birthday party:

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This Star Wars tweet was hilariously real:

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And this response to it was 😂🤣:

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This guy had a sobering realization:

was thinking about what i wanted to be for halloween but realized i’m already a monster.

was thinking about what i wanted to be for halloween but realized i’m already a monster.

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And this girl threw some shade at her BF:

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This dad had a fair question about Halloween candy:

Wife: how do we explain Halloween to the kids?

Me: they put on a mask and ask strangers for candy.

Wife: but we said NEVER accept candy from strangers.

Me: we’ll tell them one day a year it’s ok.

Wife:

Me: it’s like the Purge but for Children.

Wife: how do we explain Halloween to the kids?

Me: they put on a mask and ask strangers for candy.

Wife: but we said NEVER accept candy from strangers.

Me: we’ll tell them one day a year it’s ok.

Wife:

Me: it’s like the Purge but for Children.

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While this Halloween candy ranking was very accurate:

Ranking the best Halloween candy:

1. Reese’s
2. Snickers 
3. Sour patch kids 
4. Twix 
5. Milky Way 
6. Kit Kat
7. Skittles 
8. Starburst 
9. Butterfinger 
10. Babe Ruth 
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56. Licorice 
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99. Clorox Bleach 
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.
.
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176. Candy corn

Ranking the best Halloween candy:

1. Reese’s
2. Snickers
3. Sour patch kids
4. Twix
5. Milky Way
6. Kit Kat
7. Skittles
8. Starburst
9. Butterfinger
10. Babe Ruth
.
.
56. Licorice
.
.
.
99. Clorox Bleach
.
.
.
.
176. Candy corn

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This dad was #FamilyCostumeGoals:

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And this mom’s DIY decoration was *Chef’s Kiss*:

my mom is decorating the outside of our house for halloween & she put this out i'm fucking SCREAMING

my mom is decorating the outside of our house for halloween & she put this out i’m fucking SCREAMING

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This girl had an important reminder of who NOT to dress up like:

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While this guy made the mistake of discussing costumes with the internet:

I asked the Internet what I should be for Halloween...

I asked the Internet what I should be for Halloween…

“Skinny” was the top reply.

I’ve officially decided I’m no longer going on the Internet.

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And this dad made the mistake of discussing costumes with his 7-year-old:

7-year-old: I want to be you for Halloween.

Me: How would you dress?

7: I'd just look tired all the time.

We'd be twins.

7-year-old: I want to be you for Halloween.

Me: How would you dress?

7: I’d just look tired all the time.

We’d be twins.

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This college student knew an easy way to get a scare this time of year:

Yeah I get Halloween is coming up but why would you pay $28 to go to a haunted house when you can log into Canvas and get scared for free?

Yeah I get Halloween is coming up but why would you pay $28 to go to a haunted house when you can log into Canvas and get scared for free?

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And, speaking of college…RIP frats:

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Lastly, people dug this guy’s Halloween Netflix list (so go watch a scary movie and enjoy the holiday!):

Halloween Netflix List 🕷🕸🎃 :
• Goosebumps
• Scream
• Before I Wake
• Would You Rather
• Insidious 
• Hush
• Truth Or Dare
• 1922 
• The Conjuring
• Chucky
• The Open House
• The Purge 
• Paranormal Activity
• Monsters House
• Sabrina
• Cabin In The Woods

Halloween Netflix List 🕷🕸🎃 :
• Goosebumps
• Scream
• Before I Wake
• Would You Rather
• Insidious
• Hush
• Truth Or Dare
• 1922
• The Conjuring
• Chucky
• The Open House
• The Purge
• Paranormal Activity
• Monsters House
• Sabrina
• Cabin In The Woods

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