If You Have Pooping Issues, You’ll Probably Relate To These 14 Things

If You Have Pooping Issues, You’ll Probably Relate To These 14 Things

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You’re reading this on the toilet, aren’t you?

2.

Succumbing to the horror of the public restroom because you truly have no choice.

When you hate pooping in public restrooms but them tacos from earlier ain't givin you no options

When you hate pooping in public restrooms but them tacos from earlier ain’t givin you no options

4.

Reminiscing about the days when you didn’t have diarrhea 75% of the time.

thinking about Freaky Fridaying with my 7yo so i can have a healthy poop and get a good night's sleep for a change

thinking about Freaky Fridaying with my 7yo so i can have a healthy poop and get a good night’s sleep for a change

6.

Waiting patiently for a poop you’re sure is going to come, only for it to stand you up like a Tinder date.

8.

Experiencing a poop so painful that you had to shed all your clothes and pray to the heavens you’d make it out alive.

@quenblackwell Almost killed me last night. You know it’s bad when you end up naked on the toilet....

@quenblackwell Almost killed me last night. You know it’s bad when you end up naked on the toilet….

10.

Pleading with an unexpectedly monstrous poop for it to flush when you’re using a friend’s bathroom.

12.

Never knowing when your poop schedule will suddenly switch on you.

Having an identity crisis bc i used to be an evening pooper but now I'm a morning pooper

Having an identity crisis bc i used to be an evening pooper but now I’m a morning pooper

14.

And reaching a point where you don’t really care if people know that you’re pooping all the time, because hey, that’s your truth.

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