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You’re reading this on the toilet, aren’t you?
Succumbing to the horror of the public restroom because you truly have no choice.
Reminiscing about the days when you didn’t have diarrhea 75% of the time.
Waiting patiently for a poop you’re sure is going to come, only for it to stand you up like a Tinder date.
Experiencing a poop so painful that you had to shed all your clothes and pray to the heavens you’d make it out alive.
Pleading with an unexpectedly monstrous poop for it to flush when you’re using a friend’s bathroom.
Never knowing when your poop schedule will suddenly switch on you.
And reaching a point where you don’t really care if people know that you’re pooping all the time, because hey, that’s your truth.
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