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Because we deserve nice things, that’s why.
When he’s not doing all of those things, Jason is posting on Instagram. And yesterday, he gave us all a special treat when he shared shirtless muddy photos of himself after riding on a dune buggy.
“Hard to explain this one, but I had an amazing day,” he captioned the pics of himself getting hosed down by someone whose job I would literally die for.
“Now I need a dune buggy. Dune coming soon,” he added.
Although the actor said his muddy look resembled a pig covered in poop, I would have to respectfully disagree.
What Jason sees…
…versus what I see:
Because only a sex god could make being covered in mud look hot, amirite?
The people in his comments agreed.
Mostly though, we all just wanted to know how to get a job as the person who hoses down Aquaman:
Thank you, Jason. As always, you are appreciated.